http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/-t1.htm Magaling kaba mag-patawa? hehe post mo nga dito Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:05:00 GMT 10 http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/12/75/27/37/tl_91510.jpg http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/-t1.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/gets-mo-ba-t370.htm gel_reyes77 ISKO: gulo ng buhay pare!
PAENG: ay, sinabi mo pa! Lalo na ung buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa byuda, may anak na dalaga.. pinakasalan ni tatay ung anak.. Nanay ko na tuloy ung dalaga..Si tatay manugang ko na! Ung asawa ko byenan ni tatay! Kung magkakaanak cla nung dalaga, lolo ako ng kapatid ko!? Susmaryosep!! ehe...
]]> Joke Time Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:11:56 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/gets-mo-ba-t370.htm#2518 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/gets-mo-ba-t370.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/knock-knock-t127.htm Jherzea_TRIna knock knock!! hus there: mama para taxi! mama para taxi who?? ~im your biggest fan ill follow u until you love me "mama para taxi!! isa pa isa pa... knock knock?? hus there? far i see you!! far i see you who?? ~ far i see you ang laban na to!- by manny pacquiao... eto pa.. knock knock hus der? tagabitbi tagabitbit hu? tagabitbit... tagabitbit... boom boom boom... tagabitbit... boom3X i want your boom boom pow.... hhihihi last na last na... knock ... Joke Time Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:22:58 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/knock-knock-t127.htm#1390 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/knock-knock-t127.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/castration-t30.htm TL Pedro: Doc, magkano po ang bayad para sa Castration? Doc: Naku, bakit naman castration pa ang gusto mo? Pedro: Doc, nung nasa High School ako, gustong gusto ko na mag pa 'castration' pero natatakot naman ako. Doc: Pedro, pag isipan mong mabuti dahil serious na operation ang gagawin natin. Isa pa, dito sa profession namin, it's against my better judgment. Pedro: Alam ko po 'yan. Hindi na magbabago ang decision ko. Makaraan ang 2 araw, medyo nakakalakad na si Pedro ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:11:16 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/castration-t30.htm#318 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/castration-t30.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inday-sa-korte-t49.htm aBeNg ATTY: idescribe mo d2 sa korte ang taong nangholdap sau?...

INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango at bungal!!..

SUSPEK: cge mamintas kapa, mamintas kapa!!]]> Joke Time Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:36:32 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inday-sa-korte-t49.htm#402 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inday-sa-korte-t49.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mga-sagad-na-joke-t360.htm Morena edit : July 12th, 2010 Sumulat si Juan ng Love letter gamit ang alphabet: abc - alwys be careful def - dn't evr frget ... ghi - go home imD8ly jklm - just kip loving me nopqrstuvw - no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well halos mbliw c juan sa 3 leters ntra xyz Gan2 nlng cnulat nia xeeh youh zoun _______________________________________________________ anak: ma! sbi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako.. mama: anak, ... Joke Time Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:16:00 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mga-sagad-na-joke-t360.htm#2451 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mga-sagad-na-joke-t360.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/future-family-t27.htm TL I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:04:43 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/future-family-t27.htm#315 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/future-family-t27.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/driver-vs-estudyante-t348.htm kafreky_20
driver: san galing?

student: edi sa bulsa ko t$%*a

driver: sabi ko san sumakay!

student: edi sa dyip nyo b%$o!!

driver: san bababa?

student: edi sa babaan!]]> Joke Time Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:47:41 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/driver-vs-estudyante-t348.htm#2339 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/driver-vs-estudyante-t348.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/dowry-nuptial-presents-t29.htm TL Isang Pinoy ang nagtayo ng Company sa isang bansa sa Asia. Makalipas ang apat na buwan, dumalo siya sa party ng Ambassador. Doon sa Embassy, nakita niya ang napakagandang Secretary ng Amb. Sabay ligaw agad ang Pinoy. Tradition dito sa bansa, pag nanligaw ka, magbibigay ka ng dowry/nuptial presents para makapag-asawa ka. Sasabihin agad ng babae kung ano ang gusto niya. Babae: 1st dowry, bigyan mo ako ng 14 carat gold wedding band at 72 carat diamond ring. Tumawag ang Pinoy sa cell phone ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:09:42 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/dowry-nuptial-presents-t29.htm#317 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/dowry-nuptial-presents-t29.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/katangahan-t346.htm kafreky_20

ANAK: nay tatanggalan ko pa po ba ng hasang?


NANAY: kaliskisan mo na rin para masulit ung katangahan mong g^$o ka]]> Joke Time Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:39:19 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/katangahan-t346.htm#2337 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/katangahan-t346.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/feeling-sosyal-t42.htm TL (Nasa hongkong)

Lalaki: Ate kumusta na,long time no see.

Babaeng sosyal: O yeah. Im great !

Lalaki: Ate meron ka bang email adress, pahingi nman.

Babaeng sosyal: (nag isip ko ano kaya yun.)Sorry naiwan ko sa Pinas.
hehehe ]]> Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:30:19 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/feeling-sosyal-t42.htm#330 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/feeling-sosyal-t42.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bakit-nga-ba-t230.htm Anonymous
bakit daw ang mag shota eh pag naglalakad eh magkahawak daw ang kanilang kamay!!??

bakit daw!!??

eh kac kaya nila ginagawa yan baka madapa ang isa sa kanila kaya doble ingat sila sa isat isa

ahh....ng korni yun pala ]]> Joke Time Sat, 08 May 2010 11:32:52 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bakit-nga-ba-t230.htm#1904 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bakit-nga-ba-t230.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/praying-for-10-pesos-t26.htm TL Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos. Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako." Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:02:59 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/praying-for-10-pesos-t26.htm#314 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/praying-for-10-pesos-t26.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bukas-zipper-t76.htm Anonymous BABAE: hoy! kita ang cellphone mo!

LALAKI: oo nga! open line kasi!

BABAE: ano "yan, 33-10 o 62-10?

LALAKI: 0-10 'yan! latest model ngayon.
]]> Joke Time Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:57:45 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bukas-zipper-t76.htm#684 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bukas-zipper-t76.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/math-genius-t21.htm TL isang araw nagtanong ang teacher sa kanyang mga estudyante....

Teacher-kung may anak akong lima sa una kong asawa at lima ulit ang anank ko sa pangalwa kong aswa....ano ang tawag ninyo sa akin


Estudyante-may taglay po kayong kalandian ma'm......]]> Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:52:58 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/math-genius-t21.htm#308 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/math-genius-t21.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bayad-t20.htm TL pare nandiyan kaba, sagot si mare, oy pare tuloy, naliligo lang sandali si pare mo. Nakita ni kumpare ang kute ni mare. Pare- mare bigyan kita ng 5 libo ipakita mo lang ang breast mo. Mare - ayaw ko, pero 5 libo ok na rin Pare- ganda mare TY. Mare bigyan pa kita ng 5 libo, makita ko lang ang hita mo Mare- ayoko, pero 5 libo sige na nga. Pare- tigas na akin, mare eto pa ang 10 libo, makita ko lang ang sa'yo. Mare - 10 ok lang. Pare - salamat mare uwi muna ko. After a ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:52:11 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bayad-t20.htm#307 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/bayad-t20.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nagsisimula-sa-letter-t148.htm Anonymous Q: Saan tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Clue: Nagsisimula sa letter “B” (Beach).

A: Banyo.
Q: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon naarawan ka.
A: Bubong.
Q: Hindi, pag nandoon ka na marami kang makikitang babae na naka-bikini.
A: Beerhouse!]]> Joke Time Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:05:40 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nagsisimula-sa-letter-t148.htm#1595 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nagsisimula-sa-letter-t148.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ang-kriminal-t146.htm Anonymous
KRIMINAL1: “Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?”
KRIMINAL2:“Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!
Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya.”]]> Joke Time Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:51:00 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ang-kriminal-t146.htm#1590 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ang-kriminal-t146.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inosente-t347.htm kafreky_20 isang probinsyano ang nag check in sa isang condo unit boy: sir dito po tayo probinsyano: alam ko probinsyano ako pero hindi ako t$%*a!!! eto kwarto ko ang liit-liit tapos ang init pa!!! boy: sir nasa elevator palang po tayo!!! wag kang pahalata Joke Time Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:43:50 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inosente-t347.htm#2338 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/inosente-t347.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/akyat-puno-t75.htm Anonymous MANUEL: pare, umakyat ka sa puno, pisilin mo ang bunga kung hinog na.

JOSE: (umakyat at pinisil ang bunga) oo, pare, hinog na.

MANUEL: sige, baba ka na. sungkitin natin!
]]> Joke Time Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:52:53 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/akyat-puno-t75.htm#683 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/akyat-puno-t75.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pamasahe-sa-jeep-t15.htm TL Pasahe Sa Isang Jeep Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe? Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:45:02 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pamasahe-sa-jeep-t15.htm#302 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pamasahe-sa-jeep-t15.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-eggplant-song-t89.htm Anonymous Joke Time Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:01:18 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-eggplant-song-t89.htm#786 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-eggplant-song-t89.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/sixty-nine-t28.htm TL GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !
BOY:pano yun?
GIRL:ganito lang...
(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):
BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65]]> Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:05:45 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/sixty-nine-t28.htm#316 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/sixty-nine-t28.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pag-aasawa-t36.htm TL NOON:
Anak: Inay gusto ko na pong magbuntis.
Nanay: Aba hindi pwede anak kailangan mag-asawa ka muna bago ka magbuntis.

NGAYON:
Anak: Nay gusto ko na pong mag-asawa.
Nanay: Bakit buntis ka na ba?]]> Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:23:38 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pag-aasawa-t36.htm#324 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pag-aasawa-t36.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nilagnat-si-fuckshit-t490.htm Morena

Fuckshit : Ipapatingin m lang ba aqo? ipadala mo n lang doon kay Doc ung picture qo para tignan nya..

(^.^)

]]> Joke Time Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:17:07 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nilagnat-si-fuckshit-t490.htm#3263 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nilagnat-si-fuckshit-t490.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/a-sudden-change-of-mind-t493.htm fuckshit A sudden change of mind My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery. Joke Time Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:05:00 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/a-sudden-change-of-mind-t493.htm#3281 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/a-sudden-change-of-mind-t493.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mana-kay-tl-t491.htm Morena 1Yr ago natanggap si TL bilang family driver sa Quezon.. Friendsjay : pare ang galing sumayaw ng anak mo uhh! mana sa'yo! FLIPosophical : yang anak mo naman sigurado galing mag-drive nyan! Friendsjay : ha? bakit naman? FLIPosophical : kamukha kasi ng driver nyo.. (^.^) Joke Time Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:23:03 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mana-kay-tl-t491.htm#3264 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/mana-kay-tl-t491.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nakadumbol-si-fliposophical-t489.htm Morena
FLIPosophical: Pare! nakabundol aqo! grabeh! labas lahat ng buto!

Friendsjay: huh?! ano ba nabundol mo?

FLIPosophical: Hinog na papaya!

(^.^)

]]> Joke Time Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:14:15 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nakadumbol-si-fliposophical-t489.htm#3262 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nakadumbol-si-fliposophical-t489.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/golfer-t33.htm TL May tatlong golfer, Doctor, Pari at Abogado ang maagang naglalaro. Sa unahan, may naglalaro rin pero mabagal. Sa inip nila, tinawag ang Greens Keeper para magreklamo. Doc: " Ano ba ang problema at ang babagal ng mga nauna sa amin." Greens Keeper: "Boss, sorry po dahil 'yung nasa unahan ay mga bulag na Bombero. Nabulag sila dahil sa maagap na pagpatay ng sunog doon sa Paaralan ng mga bata. Dahil sa magiting na ginawa ng mga bombero, palagi po namin pinapaglaro ng libre dito ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:15:58 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/golfer-t33.htm#321 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/golfer-t33.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/paano-kung-nagsalita-na-sya-t421.htm Morena Pnaiikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako, mabuti
pa patayn mo na lang ako!

—-electric fan
]]> Joke Time Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:25:45 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/paano-kung-nagsalita-na-sya-t421.htm#2816 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/paano-kung-nagsalita-na-sya-t421.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-ito-t45.htm TL Kano sakay ng taksi galing airport. Kano:thats a nice building,how long did it take to finished that? Driver:maybe 3 years,sir. Kano: 'too slow',in "states"only 1 year. Kano(again):how about that big building? Driver: maybe 6 years, sir. Kano: "too slow",in states,only 2 years. The taksi driver feel "inis" na. Then they pass ASIA MALL. Kano : WOW ! that's a massive building,how long before they finished that building. Driver: "Idont ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:34:21 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-ito-t45.htm#333 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-ito-t45.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pambansang-hayop-demonyong-kabayow-t423.htm Morena Teacher: Ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
nagsisimula
sa letter K!
Student: Kabayo?

Teacher: Mali, nagtatapos
saletrang W!
... Student: Kabayow?

Teacher: Mali! May
sungay ito!

Student: Demonyong kabayo?

Teacher: Get out!!!

]]> Joke Time Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:32:56 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pambansang-hayop-demonyong-kabayow-t423.htm#2818 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pambansang-hayop-demonyong-kabayow-t423.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/kadirs-t424.htm Morena
May 2 langaw na
nag-uusap sa tumpok ng tae..

Langaw 1: Tol, nauutot ako!

Langaw2:
Tangina, tol, walang ganyanan kumakain tayo. Kadirs!
...
hahahah!

]]> Joke Time Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:34:07 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/kadirs-t424.htm#2819 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/kadirs-t424.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-pics-t362.htm Morena ]]> Joke Time Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:56:50 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-pics-t362.htm#2489 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-pics-t362.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/prrrrroooooott-t420.htm Morena Hindi ko hinangad na ipagmalaki mo ako. “Wag
lang sana akong itanggi sa harap ng maraming tao

— Utot
]]> Joke Time Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:24:13 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/prrrrroooooott-t420.htm#2815 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/prrrrroooooott-t420.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/crisis-na-tlga-magtipid-na-ho-tayo-t419.htm Morena "matipid na lola & lolo went to Mcdo,
ordered 1 happymeal.hati sila sa food pero
si lola lang ang
kumakain,nanonood lang si lolo...

crew: lo bakit si lola lang po
ang kumakain,diba hati kayo?
lolo: oo,gamit pa kasi niya ang pustiso,
antay ko siya matapos...
...
crew: how sweet..ahahah....]]> Joke Time Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:22:54 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/crisis-na-tlga-magtipid-na-ho-tayo-t419.htm#2814 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/crisis-na-tlga-magtipid-na-ho-tayo-t419.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/walang-pamagat-sorry-t390.htm Morena
1960s -- Iniibig kita.

1970s -- Minamahal kita.

1980s -- I love you.

1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.




2000s -- Pwede na rito(^.^)

]]> Joke Time Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:20:44 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/walang-pamagat-sorry-t390.htm#2706 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/walang-pamagat-sorry-t390.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-jokes-t394.htm Morena A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his best friend is a p$%^&y and his owner beats him! ]]> Joke Time Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:28:54 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-jokes-t394.htm#2720 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-jokes-t394.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/its-only-u-mae-t404.htm Morena
GUY : YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY , I'M NOT A TWO-TIMER , YOU SEE CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY SAY .. IT'S ONLY YOU AND MAE ..

]]> Joke Time Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:52:39 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/its-only-u-mae-t404.htm#2736 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/its-only-u-mae-t404.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/di-ta-guae-yong-khee-t11.htm TL Nag-aaral ako sa La Salle . Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go, Chua, Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay Gilbert Go ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa, madalas siya ang taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada. Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa pagdalaw. Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang ilan sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak. Nag-usap ... Joke Time Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:08:48 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/di-ta-guae-yong-khee-t11.htm#121 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/di-ta-guae-yong-khee-t11.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ugly-t44.htm TL There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever. They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that person. So the first one goes and says Britney Spears and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears. ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:33:20 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ugly-t44.htm#332 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/ugly-t44.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/wee-dd-t376.htm Anonymous
BOY# 1: Naglaba mam!

TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?

BOY#2: Naglalaba!

TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?

BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY ma'am!


]]> Joke Time Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:40:38 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/wee-dd-t376.htm#2554 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/wee-dd-t376.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pa-kiss--moral-support-gy-ver-kakatuwang-father-password-t377.htm Morena Pare1: Pare, pakiss naman! Pare2: g^$o! Pare1: Dali na. Pakiss, pare! Pare2: Leche naman to oh! San ba kasi?! __________________________________________ sa sabungan, walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong. Si Juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang inahin. BANTAY: [sinita si Juan] ano yan? ...JUAN: [galit pa!] manok! BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit inahin? JUAN: may laban ang mister niya, siyempre moral support b%$o! _______________________________________________ kung ... Joke Time Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:38:59 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pa-kiss--moral-support-gy-ver-kakatuwang-father-password-t377.htm#2574 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pa-kiss--moral-support-gy-ver-kakatuwang-father-password-t377.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-joke-time-t373.htm Morena Joke Time Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:18:49 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-joke-time-t373.htm#2546 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/pinoy-joke-time-t373.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-cause-of-all-his-sorrows-t372.htm Morena Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako siZORRO! Misis: E ako, sino?... Mister: Si DACOS! Misis: Dacos? Sino ‘yun? Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs Joke Time Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:10:27 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-cause-of-all-his-sorrows-t372.htm#2544 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-cause-of-all-his-sorrows-t372.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-teacher-ban-student-2-speak-tagalog-n-d-class-t77.htm Anonymous Stdnt 1: Want 2 go 2 C.R. Stdnt 2: Father mother I Tchr: wat? Stdnt 1: Father mother I Tchr: wat do U want? Stdnt 1: TATA-INA-AKO gets m0? Joke Time Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:13:29 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-teacher-ban-student-2-speak-tagalog-n-d-class-t77.htm#685 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/english-teacher-ban-student-2-speak-tagalog-n-d-class-t77.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-philippine-presidents-flying-in-a-plane-t147.htm Anonymous GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make atleast 1 Filipino happy? CORY: but my dear, why don’t you throw 2 checks for half a million each and thus make two Filipinos happy? RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make four Filipinos happy? And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out: “but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and make all the Filipinos happy?” Joke Time Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:54:36 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-philippine-presidents-flying-in-a-plane-t147.htm#1592 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/the-philippine-presidents-flying-in-a-plane-t147.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nanay-vs-anak-t34.htm TL NANAY:HALA! SIGE LAYAS AT WAG KANANG BABALIK AT WAG MO NA AKONG TATAWAGIN NA NANAY! AT HINDE NARIN KITA TATAWAGING ANAK!
ANAK:SIGE DUDE ALIS N AKO!]]> Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:18:45 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nanay-vs-anak-t34.htm#322 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/nanay-vs-anak-t34.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-joke-joke-t361.htm fuckshit A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died... Autopsy report: Cause of death, EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE... SA ISANG LIBLIB NA BARYO: Bata: tAtanG, pwde po mgtanong? TataNg: ano un ineng? B: saan po papunta itong daan na to? T: alam mo ineng, mtagal n q dito pero hnd ku pa nktang umalis yang daan na yan.. Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba? Girl: wala bakit? Boy: tingin ko ... Joke Time Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:38:05 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-joke-joke-t361.htm#2475 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/joke-joke-joke-t361.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/how-did-i-come-to-this-world-t18.htm TL A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have To tell you any way, The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an Internet café. In the Bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory Stick. When dad finished upload after nine month after it is too late to cancel or delete it ends ... Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:49:16 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/how-did-i-come-to-this-world-t18.htm#305 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/how-did-i-come-to-this-world-t18.htm http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/1st-day-of-school-t19.htm TL 1st day ng school: Teacher:Ok class I am your adviser my name is Misis Pruke don't forget the letter "R" ha Pruke... Students: Ok misis PRUKE the next day: Pruke:good morning class! Ok let's see if you still know me....Juan what's my name? Juan: your name is....uhm... Kaklase ni Juan:Juan don't forget the "R" ha the "R" Juan:uhm ma'am your name is misis Prek Prek Joke Time Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:51:00 GMT http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/1st-day-of-school-t19.htm#306 http://www.teamlibog.com/joke-time-f10/1st-day-of-school-t19.htm